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Friday, June 26, 2009

Sloggin' Thru Blogging


There is one thing you ought to know, new bloggers, that they don't tell you. Once you've succeeded in creating 24 posts in two months, you have to keep the production level up. If you don't, your blog will quickly slip from notice by the search engines. Once that happens, you'll quickly note that people just don't stop by anymore. So, if you are serious about blogging, you need to know that it will take time, you need lots of interesting posts, they need to be brief, and they need to keep coming. Will it get you noticed and draw people to your site regularly. That depends on your tenacity and the quality of your product and how much time you have to pour into the endeavor.

Good luck!

Control Firearms Access for Your Kids' Sakes

I write this with a heavy heart. A friend of mine (no names will be used here for reasons soon to become painfully obvious) was working the emergency room as part of a seminary chaplaincy program. This dreadful tale of personal loss drives home the point that, despite the ridiculously heated rhetoric, we need to do much more to keep guns out of the hands of children. Our cities have become war zones and young children there are going up developing war zone survival strategies. One child leaps into any convenient trash can when the first bang echoes off the walls of the buildings around him. He prays hard that no stray bullet will find him and remains in that trashcan until all is quiet on the street once more. It doesn't make for pleasant childhood memories. So much for the innocence of youth.

This story starts on a playground. A young mother has run and errand and left her son at the local playground with friends and their moms. As she rounds the corner at the end of the block, she sees a teen on a bike pedal over to her son. This teen looks her in the eyes, glaring with hatred, reaches into his jacket, pulls out a handgun, and shoots her son through the head. The murderer pedals off down the street unchallenged. The mother rushes to her son, gathers him up, and through sobs heads for the emergency room.

My friend, on duty as chaplain assistance that day, sits with that weeping mother after she receives the news. Her son was dead before he hit the ground. His death was senseless. All that my friend could do was be a support for this grieving mother and be there for her in her darkest hour.

We hear a lot of hollow rhetoric these days. We are told we all need our weapons to keep us safe from the bad guys. Folks, there is absolutely nothing that mother could have done differently if she had been armed. Was she to act preemptively and gun down the bicycle rider for his glare before he acted? We've seen as a nation how well preemptive violence works. Was she to commit rough justice in the streets, sending a hail of bullets after that deranged kid while her son lay bleeding on the ground? Our current laws are not enough. Policemen and women are gunned down regularly by people carrying armor piercing rounds in weapons that have the police far outmatched. Lunatics steeped in hatred are arming themselves and setting off to shoot down the innocent in public places like schools and the National Holocaust Museum. This is all madness. If for no other reason that for the sake of your own children, demand better, more effective gun control for our nation.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The International Space Station Celebrates!


Congratulations to the world scientific community, to all the participating nations, and to the many astronauts, cosmonauts, engineers, and space agency staffers who have made the dream of the ISS a reality. It may not be the gigantic spinning wheels in space depicted so elegantly in 2001: A Space Odyssey, but as the International Space Station celebrates ten years aloft, there is much to be happy about. As of this year, the full crew of six is able to inhabit the largest space faring human-made structure ever to ply the vacuum. The ISS is not only the second brightest object in the night sky, but under the right conditions, she is also visible in the daytime when that impressive array of solar panels reflects the light just right.

We've learned a lot from the ISS. Science is conducted there each and every day. We have learned that humans actually can build complex structures in orbit and that the components made by different nations will function together when assembled. For those of you who have attempted to put together anything with badly translated instructions originally written in some other language, you know this is no small feat. Recently, ISS astronauts captured an erupting volcano in its earliest moments and Earth scientists are scrambling to study the photos and learn new things. The ISS is also equipped with robots. They may not be "Robbie" or "Gort" but the robotic arm and the more massive robot for swapping out batteries and other massive objects are saving ISS inhabitants a lot of time on spacewalks these days.

On a light note, the ISS crew enjoyed this year's blockbuster movie, Star Trek, from 220 miles high. That's got to be a first of some sort.

Each and every day, this construct of the U.S., Russian, European, Japanese, and Canadian space agencies orbits at 250 miles above the Earth at speeds of 17,500 miles per hour, completing sixteen trips around the planet daily.

For much more about the ISS at ten years old and its rapidly approaching completion, go to: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/main/index.html Of particular interest is the fly through one of the astronauts provides. The early components have a small, cramped feel about them while the most recent Japanese science lab has a large, spacious, Sci Fi feel to it. The trip is fascinating.
[Image courtesy of NASA]

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Publisher for Nonfiction Writers




There is one publisher out there who is always looking for new material and to enter new, promising niches. If you write in any of the following areas:


  • antiques and collectibles
  • military history
  • the arts and artists
  • how to carving, wood turning, scroll saw art, and various craft books
  • lifestyles topics including home improvement, landscaping, etc.
  • regional ghost investigations and ghost stories

Schiffer Publishing is the place to go. You can check them out at: http://www.schifferbooks.com/ There you will find instructions for writing a book proposal for the publisher. My advice to you is to follow those instructions carefully and to the letter.

There are a few things to remember if you propose a book project to Schiffer Publishing or any other publisher. First, remember to include your full name and all contact information with your proposal. Your proposal will not be pursued if the publisher doesn't know who you are or how to contact you. If you submit a proposal via email, make sure to include an obvious, clear subject line with your name and the fact that this is a proposal letter included. Remember, publishers get as much junk mail as you do. Without a clear subject line, your wonderful proposal could very well end up in the SPAM folder and will never be seen again. Make sure your proposal letter is clear, direct, and to the point (see my previous post on how to write a successful proposal letter). Make sure you have read and reread your proposal letter (don't just use spell check and let it go ... there are way too many mistakes spell check can't catch) before you send it out. A poorly written, badly spelled proposal letter will get all but the very best ideas pitched into the circular file without strong consideration. Make sure any promises you make in your proposal are promises you can fulfill. Finally, once you have submitted your proposal, resist the temptation to follow up with additional emails or phone calls asking whether your proposal has been considered yet or not. Schiffer Publishing gets many proposals and it takes a while to give each proposal due consideration. You do not endear yourself to a publisher by nagging them for results and will more than likely be rejected if you follow this course of action.

If your proposal gets you a book contract, make sure you can fulfill the contract before you sign it. Take it very, very seriously as your ultimate goal is to develop a long and healthy relationship with your publisher that will net you more than one book!

Good luck to you in your efforts to find a publisher.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Take the Family to a Trolley Park This Summer!


Large scale amusement parks are fun, no doubt about it, but let's face it, they are also expensive for penny pinching families dealing with recessionary times. So, if you're looking for family fun this summer, try one of the nation's remaining "Trolley Parks" instead. Trolley Parks were created in the nineteenth century as hot destinations for picnics and recreation, making use of the new high technology of the day to get there, the trolley. Cities had their parks close by and people used them in great numbers until the Great Depression of the 1930s and the advent of common car use closed many of these parks down. Here's a list by state of the former trolley parks, now amusement parks, that have survived the test of time with a combination of classic rides and new additions to keep them going:


  • Canobie Lake Park: Salem, New Hampshire

  • Quassy Amusement Park: Middlebury, Connecticut

  • Midway Park: Maple Springs, New York

  • Sea Breeze Park: Rochester, New York

  • Dorney Park: Allentown, Pennsylvania (if you're a Pennsylvanian, you're in luck, you have more former Trolley Parks than any other state)

  • Lakemont Park: Altoona, Pennsylvania

  • Waldameer Park: Erie, Pennsylvania

  • Kennywood: West Mifflin (read as outside Pittsburgh), Pennsylvania

  • Bushkill Park: Easton, Pennsylvania

  • Camden Park: Huntington, West Virginia

  • Oaks Amusement Park: Portland, Oregon

These parks were established from as early as 1879 (Sea Breeze Park) to as late as 1908 (Quassy Amusement Park). We're going to focus on Kennywood. Why? Because my family and I have been there. Also, my parents went there when they were dating. Furthermore, as a one time archaeologist I have an affinity for old things and Kennywood, located outside Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is on the National Register of Historic Places for the number of wonderful, perfectly preserved and fully functional old rides dating back to the early 1900s to go along with their rides of much more recent vintage. Finally, check out the prices. You can get in for under $35 a person, which is a pretty good deal for an amusement park these days.

Go the the Kennywood website and you'll be able to find hours, rates, and directions, so we won't bother with that here. Here's what you need to know about the park. Kennywood is located in a town with some age on it and it shows a bit. The parking area also provides you with a view of the park that is ... well ... a bit underwhelming and may concern you a bit. The worry is dispelled when you enter the park. The grounds are beautifully maintained, the rides are wonderful, and there is no difficulty in finding ways to keep yourself busy all day long.

Leave your sense of twenty-first century sophistication at the gate and try out some of the classic rides. Take a spin on the Kangaroo. This is a simple, early twentieth century rides where the cars roll around a circular track, rise up one slope, and go airborne for a few moments. Sounds simple, possibly even dull? Yes? No! It's been around for close to a century for a reason.

For me, several trips to the bumper cars are mandatory after a long drive to the park. It's cathartic for any driving adult and great fun for kids who get to drive and crash all at once. I saw one dad ride the bumper cars with his cute little two year old daughter. She was blissfully oblivious to the Mr. Hyde-like transformation that took place behind her. Daddy helped her into the car, strapped her in with him, and then his hands curled around the steering wheel and he let out a deep and heart-felt "bwa ha ha" laugh as he prepared to leave the world of careful adult driving behind in favor of the demolition derby. Trust me, the simple pleasures can be the best, especially if you have a long daily commute to work. Make sure you have family and/or friends in the other cars. It's more satisfying to have people you know to take aim at!

Check out Noah's Ark while you're at it. Thought the Ark was stuck on a mountain top half a world away, right? Not at all, it's at Kennywood. A classic walk through fun house sort of thing that rocks back and forth as you explore, it also has a surprise ending. I'll never tell, so go see for yourself.

But you really want to know about the coasters, don't you? Kennywood has plenty of them. In the 1990s, they built a steel coaster to keep up with the times called the Steel Phantom. The most interesting feature of the Phantom is it makes use of a natural ravine in the mountain side Kennywood is perched on, yes Pittsburgh is located in the mountains, to create a drop of 225 feet that is a little startling. However, the older wooden coasters are the stars of the show in my book. The Thunderbolt, built in 1968, makes good use of the ravine as well. In fact the Thunderbolt takes you from zero to full speed immediately as you car drops off into the ravine right at the start, which is a blast.

For a classic coaster ride, check out the Jack Rabbit, built in 1921. It's over 2000 feet of wooden fun with a 70-foot high hill to keep things interesting. Restored in 1991, the ride is beautiful. However, for showmanship, check out the Racer, built in 1927. The Racer has twin tracks that keeps two trains running parallel to each other for much of the ride. Kennywood claims the Racer is one of the most beautiful of the racing coasters ever to have been built and I'm not going to argue. The loading platform facade is also magnificent. It is a large structure that is impressive to look at and cleverly hides much of the ride from future riders until they are getting close to trains themselves. You hear the roar and the screams but you don't see the ride.

I have a special fondness for Kennywood as this is the first park where my daughter rode roller coasters. The beauty of the place is they have a lot of entertaining rides, with many of them being not too intense for younger children. There are also a carousel and water rides, and much else you would expect from an amusement park. But, let me stress once again, check out as many of the old rides as you can. They may be quaint compared to the high tech rides at the giant parks and may not do barrel rolls or vertical cork screws, but they will make you laugh, especially if you take a teen along who feels it is beneath his or her dignity to ride such a contraption. The grumbling only adds to the fun.

Have a great time this summer with the family. And in the evening, read the youngsters Michael and the New Baby. Hey, I've got to try to sell my book, don't I?!

If you have great memories from Kennywood or one of the other former Trolley Parks, write me, I'd love to read about them. I'll post the best.

[Historical information for this post came from http://www.kennywood.com/ and http://www.themedattractions.com/ Opinions and personal experiences related are entirely my own, provided without any prodding or guidance from any outside source.]

The photo is of the Kangaroo in action.

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Star Trek XI Defies the "Odd"


If you didn't see one of the summer's earliest blockbuster movie offerings, Star Trek, go now. If you are not old enough to have seen the original "Star Trek" TV series either in its original three year run beginning in 1966 or the numerous reruns of the short-lived, wildly popular series over the years afterwards, no matter. The new Star Trek movie restarts the original series, introduces the classic characters, and gives it all a gigantic twist in favor of fun and lively story telling that has been so often absent in Star Trek movie offerings. All you have to really be a fan of is science fiction, adventure, and fun. My 13 year old daughter thoroughly enjoyed the movie, and she definitely did not know the original series or characters, aside from what little she heard from me prior to the movie (yes, I am old enough to have seen the original series in its first reruns). A word of caution, one scene in the film is a little intense for young teens like my daughter. Actually, parents, if your child likes darker fiction like the Twilight series, seeing them cringe at this scene is reassuring.

Now that we've gotten started, this is not so much a movie review as a ... well, call it more of a comparison of the original series (Star Trek TOS to the faithful) and Director J.J. Abrams' new offering. First of all, the new film defies the Star Trek movie curse of the odd numbered film. Over the years, every other Star Trek movie offering, the odd numbered films, have been less than wonderful and a few have been real stinkers. Find a true fan for details. Here Director Abrams and writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman use the old time traveling chestnut to breath new life and license into an aging series. Leonard Nimoy (Spock in the original series and films) plays an aging Ambassador Spock who partially fails in a rescue mission, which leads to time travel and a change in the timeline and early career path of the Star Fleet academy near graduate James T. Kirk. This shift in the timeline allows all sorts of wonderful little differences between the original series on TV and the 2009 movie to occur.

Here's the comparison: in the original series, Gene Roddenberry (ST's creator) had to work on a shoestring budget. His ship looked terrific for its day but the new ship has a more streamlined look and does not have the old 1960s toggle switches on the command consoles or the static photos of space phenomena pasted to the walls of the set.

In the 1960s aliens were anthropomorphic and occasionally actors dressed in some pretty bad costumes like the Gorn lizard man outfit. Today, the sentient aliens are still human shaped, but the makeup is definitely better and the details a little more lifelike. Non-sentient aliens received a big boost from CGI (computer generated imagery) effects. Back in the 196os one such beast was a guy in a white gorilla outfit with a horn attached to its head. In the 2009 offering, ice planet beasties are dramatic and convincing, one with a nightmare maw of a mouth that has Kirk hightailing it across the glacial terrain in full retreat.

In the 1960s, when the Enterprise was damaged in attacks by nafarious enemies, the ship was show to be damaged by tilting one way or the other on your screen. How do you know a ship is tilted in outer space where there is no up or down? Never mind, it was a basic effect to get across the idea that our heroes' ship was in bad shape. In the 2009 Star Trek, hull plating fractures and flies loose while destroyed vessels leave massive debris fields behind them to create navigational nightmares for anyone who follows. All in all, the modern space battles (which Gene Roddenberry in 1960s sensibility hoped to avoid) are most satisfying.

Saving the best for last, in the 1960s a small trio of crew members (Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and Dr. McCoy) had fairly developed characters, while the rest of the crew (Sulu, Checkov, Scotty, and Uhura) were left with sketchy characters and somewhat limited roles. Not so in the 2009 offering. Everybody gets interesting stories, a variety of skills that they put to good use (for example Uhura's character goes from 1960s switchboard operator to full-blown xeno-linguist and main squeeze to the young Spock). There are wonderful tributes to the original cast and the characters they developed and then there are some differences in this alternate universe for older fans (not that old mind you) to enjoy such as the young Dr. McCoy liking Spock on first meeting while James T. Kirk finds him truly annoying, and later in the film where in the original series McCoy would have been snarling that Spock was a heartless pointy earred hobgoblin, it is Kirk that gets the job. Spock has a good deal less success controlling his emotions in this movie, which leads to some surprising advice in a gratifying moment when he first turns his back to the bridge view screen to give the young Captain Kirk some timely advice. In fact, the character development and story line is so interesting, their adversary almost seems irrelavant.

If Paramount was looking for a way to revitalize an old franchise, they've found it. Where they go with it, only time will tell. This is a young and talented cast who could play the roles for some time to come. Whether they are able to do so or not depends on fan reaction. Ardent fans have sunk the series in the past with a wide variety of complaints. Hopefully, they will not do so this time and the fun will continue.

Live long and prosper Star Trek.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Good Advice For New Authors Seeking a Publisher

One of the great dreams of the aspiring fiction writer is to see his or her work in print. There is a new publishing house out there that just might be able to make that dream come true for you. Old Line Publishing in Maryland is one of the new kids on the block and is hungry to grow an impressive catalogue in a tough economic climate. My work of fiction for young children, Michael and the New Baby, was one of their early releases and I have to say they did a terrific job and were a pleasure to work with.

I suggest, and this is purely mercenary and I willingly admit it, that you link to Old Line through the picture of my book in the upper right hand corner of this blog, buy a copy of my book to support this new and promising publisher, get their address, and quickly propose your professionally assembled and marvelously crafted work of fiction while Old Line is still young and hungry. Now is the time.

And, if they accept your book, tell them I sent you.

Good luck!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Majolica Restaurant, Phoenixville, Pennsylvania: Celebrating in Style

Sherry and I celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary last week. We did it in style by dining at Majolica Restaurant, located at 258 Bridge Street in Phoenixville, PA. This is a fine dining establishment that, if you are reading this from anywhere within say 50 miles of Phoenixville, maybe more, is well worth the effort to patronize. The restaurant itself is elegant in its simplicity, the staff is friendly and has a talent for making you feel pampered and special all evening long, and the food ... ah the food ... the food is the star of the show. Fresh local ingredients are used whenever possible. The limited menu is filled with nothing but delights. Do not scrimp at Majolica. Our evening out for two cost us roughly $100 and was worth every penny. Make sure to have the appetizer, main course, AND dessert. The food is marvelous and magical. Somehow, after eating for 2 1/2 hours, we left satisfied and not the least bit uncomfortable. In fact, we were incredibly relaxed and blissfully happy after this meal. I had white corn soup with a dab of crayfish butter as an appetizer, their Scottish salmon over a bed of fresh young asparagus with pools of a light sauce at either end of the long dish this treat was nestled in, and finished the evening with a chocolate pot de creme (I hope I'm getting all this right--I'm not a professional reviewer, just an enthusiastic fan) with piping hot little pastries on the side that were to die for.

However, the husband and wife team who own and run Majolica are also well aware that these are hard times. If you scrimp, you can order only the main course and two diners can come away paying under $50 for the experience. Further, when you call for reservations ask about the fixed price menu we noticed offered several nights of the week. As we understood it, the offerings that night had a set price of $25 for a three course meal per diner ... well worth taking advantage of in my estimation. Sherry and I will be checking up on that offer soon.

Majolica is also a BYOB establishment ... but with food like this, the "B" isn't necessary!

Make sure to call in a reservation as that is the only way you'll get a table. Come early and stroll the main street of Phoenixville. There are any number of pleasant little shops to visit while you're there.

If you read this and are inspired to dine at Majolica, write me and let me know about your dining experience ... once the afterglow dies down a bit. Enjoy!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

If You Write or Speak Publically, Have a Care


A Word from the Proverbial Soapbox
In London there is a special place in one of the public parks where anyone can speak their minds and whoever wanders by and is interested can stop to listen. Those who don’t care for the speaker or the message simply keep walking by. This is my speaker’s corner.
In recent years there has been a lot of news concerning certain individuals of limited common sense or of defective moral compass who have been inspired, aroused, or persuaded by certain public speakers or writers to go out and do unspeakable acts. None of these public speakers to whom I refer but will not name (I’m sure each and every one of you have your own list from your own perspective) overtly told these people of very little brain, to use an apt Winnie the Pooh metaphor, to go out and commit atrocities. However, the speakers or writers framed their comments with such obvious anger, such palpable wrath, such extraordinary hatred that these individuals were inspired to go a long way beyond moral outrage or smoldering indignation and decided to eliminate the object of the writer’s or speaker’s vitriol. This has become more frequent and alarming as public speakers and writers have discovered there is a lot of money to be made in public ranting and raving and posturing and indignation and hatred tinged language. Enough people find this to be good fun and good sport that it is profitable. The problem is, each year this continues, the level of faux anger and outrage has to be increased as listeners expect their speakers to top themselves. Like viruses becoming resistant to antibiotics, the listeners and readers of these angry entertainers become jaded by last year’s outrageous speech and demand ever higher levels of spite, fuss, and fury. And every year, this inspires some weak individuals to act upon these remarks in ways the speakers and writers then cry they never intended. We are not to be taken seriously, these purveyors of venom whine with uncharacteristic lack of bombast. We’re mere entertainers. And if that doesn’t do the trick, these folks then wrap themselves in the Constitution and piously proclaim they are simply exercising their first amendment rights to free speech. And, after a brief period of public scrutiny and hand wringing, or the occasional firing in cases considered particularly egregious (the fired entertainer usually is snapped up after a decent period of faux contrition by another organization eager to earn large advertizing fees while once again giving said angry entertainer another venue from which to vent and fume).

However, writers and speakers take note. Paul addresses this issue in his letter to the Corinthians. Paul warns in 1 Corinthians 8:9: “Be careful, however, that the exercise of your freedom does not become a stumbling block to the weak.” Read the passages around this admonition and you will see the situation is not identical but analogous to the one I address here. Certainly you have the right via the First Amendment to say and write what you wish. However, you also are a member of a community, a society, and a human civilization. You have a higher responsibility, a moral calling, not to say or write material that strongly encourages the weak to commit atrocities. Of course you can quibble and fuss over where exactly to draw the line. However, in your heart and soul, you know where the line is. You know when the level of discourse has become so outrageous it has crossed the line. These so-called entertainers know as well. But they have been lured by fame, money, and power to cross the line repeatedly chasing after these fleeting and ephemeral prizes, prizes that in the long run amount to nothing, particularly when they lead to murder or mayhem. So, when you pick up your pen, fire up your computer, or turn to face microphone or camera, have a care. Go against the trend of society and look out for the weak when you speak.

I’m stepping off the soapbox now. Have a blessed day.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Becoming Part of Your Child's History


There comes a point in parents' lives when they realize they are becoming part of their children's' histories. You see it in the way your child repeats your gesture, expression, phrases, or tone of voice. You see it when your child is old enough to remember and you make a memorable gaff. Here's an example from personal experience. My wife has a habit of asking for birthday and Christmas gifts that are extremely practical. In fact, they are the sort of gifts that are the considered far and wide to be the hallmarks of the clueless or inconsiderate spouse. One year she asked for a post hole digger ... so I got her an industrial grade post hole digger. She loves it. I've complained (comically and loudly) about these gift requests that make me look like the cad, bounder, and clueless husband and my children have picked up on this. This year my wife told the kids she was going to ask me for a mixer ... a mixer! My daughter blurted out, "Awww, Dad's going to be mad!" Well, for best comic effect, my wife tells me what she wants while we're all in the car driving somewhere. My knee-jerk response was to laugh and blurt out a four letter word I hadn't intended to use. My son chuckled appreciatively and my daughter just said "Ohhh, Dad!" At that moment I knew that little vignette had become a lively part of my children's memory of me ... I had entered their history in a ridiculous way.

Well, such things can give parents pause. Your best defense, in my perspective, is to counter these random events with well calculated, planned events repeated annually that will act as an effective counterbalance to the sillier moments. Every year, our family makes a pre-Halloween trip to a local establishment named Milky Way Farms to take a hay ride out into the farm fields to pick our pumpkins. Since they've added a creamery and serve ice cream, the allure of the farm has risen for all of us. Watching the kids scramble over the acres looking for the perfect pumpkin over the years has been a wonderful memory for us and we hope we are creating wonderful, wholesome, and worthwhile memories for our kids as well. We always go with family friends and it makes a wonderful mutual outing and leads to terrific, memory reinforcing photos. Further, this event is one of the regular milestones of the year going by and gives life a sense of regularity and steady rhythm which all humans like to have, especially children.

You're gonna be remembered by your kids one way or another. You might as well make an effort to create at least a few lasting, pleasant memories that won't make you blush (like the mixer moment) when your kids reminisce about you many years from now.

NOTE: Our son is now 22 and daughter 16. Now they have begun to reminisce about days gone by and some of the things we've done. You learn surprising things about yourself that way sometimes. You also find out how you're being portrayed to your son's fiancee from time to time. She, God bless her, added to a now time honored family tradition started by my wife before we were married. Our son told his girlfriend and his now fiancee repeated history ... she beat him to the marriage proposal just as my wife had beaten me about 21 years ago. 

Signs of the Times

From time to time I run across a sign that makes me wonder what happened to create such a posting. Here are a few examples:

  • In a graveyard in North Carolina, an old sea captains tombstone from the nineteenth century reads: "To my wife and children: don't cry for me. You'll be here soon enough." For years I thought this was a harsh message from a bitter old man. I discovered later it was an example of "memento mori," the idea that you needed to keep reminders of your mortality around to get yourself right with God while you have the time. Still, it sounds nasty in this case.

  • For years I drove passed a town called "Accident, Maryland." Being a Stephen King and Dean Koontz fan I'd entertain myself coming up with all sorts of dark tales about how the town got that name. The real story is ... well ... disappointing to say the least. You don't want to know.

  • There is a small graveyard beside a little country church in western Maryland that reads "Absolutely, positively no unauthorized planting or digging." What do you suppose led to that?

  • At Disney World, there is a steel roller coaster that spins like a Tilt A Whirl while you ride along. It sounds like fun, combining speed with whirling, but ... Anyway, when exiting the ride, there is an announcement that comes over the speaker system that my son and I found pretty insulting. It declared as we pulled up to the platform, "Please stand up before exiting the ride." Sounds like a no-brainer ... but after all the dipping and spinning, you gotta wonder exactly what led to that announcement in the first place. It's heard nowhere else in the park!

  • Finally, in a small town I travel through regularly is a pet store that for years was advertised with a most unfortunate sign. I kick myself for never having taken its picture! The pet shop, catering to dog's needs, was located at the back of the parking lot you entered off the main street. To express this fact, the sign for the Love Your Dog pet shop read, "Love Your Dog/In Rear." Hmmm. Not the intended message I imagine.

Keep you eyes peeled. You never know what signs of the times you'll see.