Along the side of the road outside of a store selling wood pellet burning stoves were large wrapped blocks stacked up in two layers, one on top of the other. Each block (containing one ton of pellets) had one letter or more written in red on a plastic strip surrounding the block. Originally, the top row had spelled WOOD and the bottom read PELLETS and a price per ton. However, the D has rotated sideways so the sign now reads WOO PELLETS and a price per ton. Now, just imagine what YOU could do with a ton of Woo Pellets ... How much would YOU pay for those?! Woo Hoo!
"No Unauthorized Digging or Planting."
It makes you think, that sign does!
So do the road signs YIELD A HEAD and END CONSTRUCTION. The first is awfully grisly and the second seems downright militant. And then there are the neighborhoods that have to put up the SLOW CHILDREN signs. I feel for them and their mentally challenged progeny. Then again, I suppose their kids may just be ungainly and awkward.
Of course, all of this probably just indicates that I have too much time to think while I'm driving.